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Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Time:5:59 am.
Horse-ripping, or horse slashing, is a similar animal cruelty phenomenon in which horses are killed, often involving mutilation of their genitalia and slashing of the flank or neck. Horse-ripping seems to be a European phenomenon, with 160 reported incidents in Britain between 1983 and 1993, and 300 incidents in Germany between 1992 and 1998. Causes remain uncertain and actual convictions are rare, though a man has been convicted in the Netherlands for a large number of such attacks on horses and ponies, along with the murder of a homeless person and the attempted murder of several humans.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle_mutilation
Comments: 5 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Subject:That Artpost that Fucker Luke Told You to Expect
Time:7:09 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music:Happiness is a Warm Gun (the "Across the Universe" version).
Cut For Piktoars and Madness )

There are more to come, of course.
Comments: 8 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Time:5:50 pm.
Mood: joyous.
Music:Tears of Pearls - Savage Garden.
New icons! All icons made by the sexy Luke Connor.

http://www.livejournal.com/allpics.bml?user=lawnnun
Comments: 1 childhood trauma - hit the gin, grandma!.

Friday, May 18th, 2007

Time:4:53 pm.
Mood: full of fighting beans.
Music:Feel Like Makin' Love - Bad Company.
Light-fisted stinging and little bladed voices. A big dark blur becoming a big light blur becoming a red blur becoming a dark blur. Inside-the-head stabbing and then nothing.

Then, a rhythmic beep. Pain, clean sheets, and mother.

"Oh, thank goodness you're awake, Jeffrey! I was so worried!"
Kisses, lipstick...wait, it doesn't feel like lipstick...
Her lips came up with white grease paint.
A gesture and she realised, wiping it off, removing the white and smearing Berry Lovely around her mouth.

A tickle. She reached for the pillows and came up with a mass of orange.
"Those awful children, Jeffrey. Why don't you find another line of work? Get a real job, this is madness!"

Casting about, hitting upon the IV box, left open.

Beep, beep, beep. Morphine, smile, conversation over.
Comments: 2 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Monday, May 7th, 2007

Time:3:41 am.
Mood: motherfucking insane.
Music:I can make horrible sounds with my front teeth! =D.
Okay, some background here: it was four a.m., I was pretty fucking loopy, and I think Sarge and Beetle are meant to be. So yeah. Roughtrade on the comics page. No, seriously. Don't click this link. Think of the children. )

You clicked it, didn't you, you fool. God help both of us.
Comments: 13 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

Time:3:12 am.
Mood: contemplative.
Music:Bad Boy Drone Home --- Peter Gresser.
I have apparently been tagged. I will participate in this farce, but I refuse to tag anyone else, let alone eight people. THE CHAIN ENDS HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

CLIK HERE 4 DARK SEKRITS KTHANX )
Comments: 30 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007

Subject:A retelling of a Grimm story.
Time:3:09 am.
Mood: bitchy.
Music:Umbrella drinks.
The Handless Maiden, Part 1 )
Comments: hit the gin, grandma!.

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

Time:9:58 am.
Mood: Triumphant o'er mine enemies.
Music:For d'Love of a Catgirl - Hänsel und die Sprockets.
Life is a vale of BEES.
Comments: 2 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Friday, January 5th, 2007

Time:4:26 pm.
Read more... )
Comments: 3 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

Subject:Today's Strip
Time:12:46 am.
Mood: calm.
Music:Stand by Me --- Otis Redding (did he do Stand by Me?).
Bumper and Stunt: seriously, when are they going to get married? They're so in love. Mookie, if you wanted them to not look gay, you've failed, man. XD
Comments: 4 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Monday, August 21st, 2006

Time:4:17 pm.
Mood: inscrutable.
Music:In the Mood --- Glenn Miller.
I'm sharpening a giant fuck-off knife and listening to "In the Mood". Should I be worried?
Comments: 3 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Saturday, April 29th, 2006

Subject:As the world falls down, I make shirts.
Time:2:08 am.
Mood: Unkissable.
Music:Get Over It --- OK Go.
Further bulletins as events warrant. )
Comments: 11 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Monday, April 24th, 2006

Time:4:01 am.
Mood: touch me, Cybil.
Music:Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah) --- Joan Jett.
In other news, "Silent Hill" is some scary shit. There are bits where it falls on its ass and gets cheesy, but they're only bits. First movie in possibly ever to evoke the "If I look at that any longer, I'll have nightmares, so I'd better just close my eyes" response. Yeah, I feel like my butch badge has been revoked, but it takes real nads to admit that something really scared the shit out of you, and this did me. On the other hand, there was TEH DYKEY HAWTNESS. Oh my god. Cybil Bennett, will you marry me?
Comments: 3 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Monday, April 17th, 2006

Time:2:22 am.
Mood: aggravated.
Music:Worker's Song --- Dead Kennedys.
You know, I think I'm a non-practicing self-mutilator. Every time I'm really losing it and hate everything, I cut my hair, which is like really pussy self-mutilation. Well, at least hair grows back.
Comments: 13 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Saturday, April 8th, 2006

Time:9:55 pm.
Mood: contemplative.
Music:Vanilla --- Gackt.
This got me thinking. People don't seem to realize that stories never end. There's always a morning after. What happens to people who kill somebody when they're only eleven? What would the rest of your life be like? Everybody thinks this story is over, but it isn't.
Comments: 16 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Sunday, March 12th, 2006

Time:4:17 am.
Mood: amused.
Music:White Noise --- Luke's Heater.
I just got to tell this guy who had never heard it, "The Aristocrats".

THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD )
Comments: 2 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

Time:9:32 am.
Mood: calm.
Music:Take a Chance on Me --- ABBA (I accuse my parents).
Wankery behind the curtain. Seriously, I'm screwing around with Inkheart related stuff. No one cares. )
Comments: 16 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Time:9:13 am.
Mood: cranky.
Music:Truly, Madly, Deeply --- Savage Garden (fuck off, okay?).


You Are A Fig Tree









You are very independent and strong minded.

A hard worker when you want to be, you play hard too.

You are honest and loyal. You hate contradiction or arguments.

You love life, and you live for your friends, children, and animals.

A great sense of humor, artistic talent, and intelligence are all gifts you possess.




Now, who cares?
Comments: hit the gin, grandma!.

Time:8:51 am.
Mood: cranky.
Music:View to a Kill --- Duran Duran.
HHHRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!11!! I WILL BREAK TEH INTERNETS!!!1!!!!

With my bare hands. )
Comments: 4 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

Friday, March 3rd, 2006

Time:5:23 am.
Mood: contemplative.
Music:Spoonful --- Cream.
Everyone writes Snape as a Byronic hero, not realizing that he's really just an asshole.
Comments: 3 childhood traumas - hit the gin, grandma!.

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